THE FUCK IS THIS.
THE FUCK WAS THAT.
THE FUCK ARE YOU.
did u kno DEVIANT ART HAS A FUCKING BUTTON THAT DOES ALL THE SOURCING WORK FOR YOU
CLICK THE TUMBLR BUTTON (or whatever site you wish to post it to) AND LOOKIE HERE ASSHOLES
LOOK ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PICK WHICH BLOG YOU WANT IT TO GO ON AND CLICK PUBLISH POST YOU CAN EVEN QUE IT IF YOU GO ON ADVANCED POST
SO IF YOU COMPLAIN THAT SOURCING IS TOO MUCH FUCKING WORK LOOK HERE DEVIANT ART HAS A BUTTON FOR IT YOU LAZY FUCK
WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD
in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm
this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???
This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.
It’s a nice sculpture. The log is nice. I wouldn’t call the worm incredible. Incredibly simple maybe.
But I don’t get why people are so pissy that a teacher got upset that one of their students didn’t so the assignment because they “didn’t feel like it”. Assignments are given with the expectation that they will be completed as asked. Being a dick to your instructor because you didn’t like the assignment is unnecessary and makes their job harder.
The assignment is very open-ended. There’s a million different things that could be done under the mythological umbrella to correctly complete a task like that. The assignment was probably meant to test a student’s creativity and see how well they could create something complex, as mythological creatures tend to be fairly involved things. Sticking a horn on a worm is a dick move.
Assignments are given for a reason and “didn’t want to” or “who cares” aren’t valid excuses not to do them. You might not want to do it, but that’s life. Stop being assholes to teachers.Tumblr teenagers yet again forgetting the concept of real life where you will need to be able to follow instructions (eg to complete a project your boss asks you to do…ya know, so you can get paid) and take initiative to be creative with what you’ve got.
'I didn't want to do that'
and someone immediately follows with ‘omg, they were stifling ur creativitee’.
There were a million ways to be creative in with this assignment that probably would have interested you if you had done a little work. Just glancing at this, I say you could have made Nidhogg [who is sometimes depicted as a snake, not that far cry from a worm] and called your log a part of Yggdrasil that he was eating.
But nope. Couldn’t be bothered to give the project any real thought so you just did whatever; fuck the assignment.
REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
- Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
- Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
- Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
- Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and you catch each other off guard.
- Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
- Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?
okay so while i agree with 90% of this post there’s a point i need to make here: it’s very unlikely but completely possible for opossums to have rabies. any mammal can carry rabies. there are confirmed lab results where they managed to infect opossums with rabies. don’t go out and try to handle any wild animal because rabies is extremely srs bsns and let me tell you about how one of the few rabies survivors got a tiny little bat bite and then had to be put into an induced coma to survive. if you get bitten by an opossum, go to the hospital anyway because ‘rarely’ is not ‘never’, and to be honest you shouldn’t be trying to handle a wild animal anyway (this is not a statement related to the above pictures. obviously this guy knows what he’s doing.)
edit: every living thing has been around since the days of the dinosaurs. we are all able to trace our lineages back to things that lived from the beginnings of the earth. treat everything well.
Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T—
Yeah no but seriously. Read it.
Holy fuck that twist.
That is some fine writing.
Oh my god I didn’t realize it at first and then reread it and ;w;
Oh god 8C <3
Just a reminder that I have a crazy webcomic about alien mermaids and robots. Coming out of hiatus very soon. You can read the full comic here http://tapastic.com/episode/15316
or check out the tumblr
scored a 38. not bad. need to work on my physical sciences because i make stupid-ass mistakes still.
on the bright side, i scored nearly perfect on my bio sciences (i got so tired at the end there that i went ‘ah yes UTP is incorporated in RNA, which is made with…ribosomes, right? right.’)
i’m gonna ace this thing. i don’t have any other options. it’s in two weeks - if i’m gone a lot from here until then, i’m sorry but this is too important to fuck up.
i love you guys. i know i’ve been absent a lot lately and to be honest a lot of it was dragging my dumb ass out of the depression that’s been plaguing me throughout most of winter. i really appreciate it when i get on skype and you’re happy to see me and you haven’t, idk, stopped being friends or something wretched.
so yeah, tldr scy makes excuses for being a shitty absent friend.
Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.