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Oh you.

THE FUCK IS THIS.
THE FUCK WAS THAT.
THE FUCK ARE YOU.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

paracartography:

Yes, of course I’ve heard what the superstitious locals say: “Stay out of the mountains! There’s no shelter on those harsh peaks, and every last combe and glen is infested with killer spiders!”. They say there’s no way to safely cross that mountain range - anyone trying to rest high up on the peaks will die of exposure, lashed by cruel icy winds. Better that, though, than to risk seeking shelter in the forested vales.

The Crawling Death, they call it. Great glossy black eight-legged fiends, some small enough to creep between the rings of your maille, some large as a splayed hand and quick as a cat, and some - so they say - the size of dogs. Or swine. Or cart-horses. The tales have been exaggerated in the telling, of course, since hardly anyone dares venture far into the gullies and ravines that lace between the majestic peaks (most certainly not at night, when the Crawling Death make their appearance, silent as a shadow).

Even if they’re not quite as large as people say, they’re certainly no less deadly. The king’s physicians, who had the unenviable task of tending to the survivors of the last failed expedition, wrote down in stomach-turning detail the precise symptoms of that merciless venom. Erupting blisters the size of a hen’s egg. Flesh blackening, rotting, and sloughing away from the bone. Sweating, drooling, trembling, nausea, vomiting, ranting and raving and spasming like a creature possessed until death seems like a mercy. Others were gripped with a pain unmatched by any wound of war, paired (curiously) with an erection hard as any standing stone.

And yet, in spite of all this, I’m planning an expedition into the mountains. It’s true, I haven’t the equipment with me to safely shelter from the bitter cold above the tree-line, out of the reach of skittering legs and poison-slick fangs. I have no blessing from the gods, and no miracle of alchemy intended to keep the Crawling Death at bay. What I do have, though, is a map. A map from a past age, a more enlightened age, where the cartographers had a decent understanding of the sciences, rather than the encyclopaedic knowledge of rumour and superstition that seems to be the requirement for a mapmaker these days. And from this map - and the journals that I found with it - I have deduced one particularly salient fact, that I am convinced will allow me to make the journey through the supposedly arachnid-infested ravines in perfect safety.

The superstitious peasants might say every last one of those valleys is crawling with deadly poisonous creatures, but in fact, most of them are utterly empty and safe! However, my map has revealed the source of this rumour: Spiders Gorge, which contains over ten thousand spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

i feel you deserve some sort of prize for this

bveryverygood:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!
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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!
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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!
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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!
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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!
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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!
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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

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Lazy Town-Cooking by the book remix

missjinklebells:

wtfsocialjustice:

whoops we don’t have any condoms on us. but i should still sleep with this person because i don’t want to be discriminator, welp

Its almost like saying non-consensual sex is discrimination. Not wanting to have sex with someone who wants sex with you? Le-gasp.

only on tumblr

missjinklebells:

wtfsocialjustice:

whoops we don’t have any condoms on us. but i should still sleep with this person because i don’t want to be discriminator, welp

Its almost like saying non-consensual sex is discrimination. Not wanting to have sex with someone who wants sex with you? Le-gasp.

only on tumblr

coelasquid:

fawnbro:

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."


(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

That bullshit heart surgery example doesn’t even make sense though, does that person think that we’re still doing heart surgery the exact same way we’ve always done heart surgery? As if medicine isn’t constantly changing and updating? Wow it’s almost like people are finding excuses to not have to think critically about the world!

You mean we don’t still take people’s brains out and rub them in salt to dispel the devil and cure headaches? I’m pretty sure that’s established medieval protocol, wouldn’t want to mix things up.

coelasquid:

fawnbro:

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

That bullshit heart surgery example doesn’t even make sense though, does that person think that we’re still doing heart surgery the exact same way we’ve always done heart surgery? As if medicine isn’t constantly changing and updating? Wow it’s almost like people are finding excuses to not have to think critically about the world!

You mean we don’t still take people’s brains out and rub them in salt to dispel the devil and cure headaches? I’m pretty sure that’s established medieval protocol, wouldn’t want to mix things up.

Never trust a “rescue” that breeds their exotic animals

seananmcguire:

thefutureisbroken:

seananmcguire:

Apparently, I am full of viperfish.
NEAT.


"When alien life entered our world, it was from deep beneath the Pacific Ocean. A fissure between two tectonic plates. A portal between dimensions. The Breach."

I AM A GODDAMN KAIJU OF LOVE.

seananmcguire:

thefutureisbroken:

seananmcguire:

Apparently, I am full of viperfish.

NEAT.

"When alien life entered our world, it was from deep beneath the Pacific Ocean. A fissure between two tectonic plates. A portal between dimensions. The Breach."

I AM A GODDAMN KAIJU OF LOVE.

griseus:

PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE
Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are delicate, readily losing limbs when attacked, and use their large claws for maintaining territories.
Photograph by  Arthur Anker 
Allopetrolisthes spinifrons
Allopetrolisthes angulosus
Petrolisthes laevigatus
Lipetrolisthes mitra
Alopetrolisthes punctatus
Petrolisthes violaceus
Petrolisthes tuberculatus

porcelain crabs are great! they sell a white-with-reddish-spots species for the aquarium trade. they’re generally very small crabs and are actually filter feeders! you can sort of see the fan-like mouthparts on some of these c:

griseus:

PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE
Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are delicate, readily losing limbs when attacked, and use their large claws for maintaining territories.
Photograph by  Arthur Anker 
Allopetrolisthes spinifrons
Allopetrolisthes angulosus
Petrolisthes laevigatus
Lipetrolisthes mitra
Alopetrolisthes punctatus
Petrolisthes violaceus
Petrolisthes tuberculatus

porcelain crabs are great! they sell a white-with-reddish-spots species for the aquarium trade. they’re generally very small crabs and are actually filter feeders! you can sort of see the fan-like mouthparts on some of these c:

griseus:

PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE
Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are delicate, readily losing limbs when attacked, and use their large claws for maintaining territories.
Photograph by  Arthur Anker 
Allopetrolisthes spinifrons
Allopetrolisthes angulosus
Petrolisthes laevigatus
Lipetrolisthes mitra
Alopetrolisthes punctatus
Petrolisthes violaceus
Petrolisthes tuberculatus

porcelain crabs are great! they sell a white-with-reddish-spots species for the aquarium trade. they’re generally very small crabs and are actually filter feeders! you can sort of see the fan-like mouthparts on some of these c:

griseus:

PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE
Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are delicate, readily losing limbs when attacked, and use their large claws for maintaining territories.
Photograph by  Arthur Anker 
Allopetrolisthes spinifrons
Allopetrolisthes angulosus
Petrolisthes laevigatus
Lipetrolisthes mitra
Alopetrolisthes punctatus
Petrolisthes violaceus
Petrolisthes tuberculatus

porcelain crabs are great! they sell a white-with-reddish-spots species for the aquarium trade. they’re generally very small crabs and are actually filter feeders! you can sort of see the fan-like mouthparts on some of these c:

griseus:

PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE
Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are delicate, readily losing limbs when attacked, and use their large claws for maintaining territories.
Photograph by  Arthur Anker 
Allopetrolisthes spinifrons
Allopetrolisthes angulosus
Petrolisthes laevigatus
Lipetrolisthes mitra
Alopetrolisthes punctatus
Petrolisthes violaceus
Petrolisthes tuberculatus

porcelain crabs are great! they sell a white-with-reddish-spots species for the aquarium trade. they’re generally very small crabs and are actually filter feeders! you can sort of see the fan-like mouthparts on some of these c:

griseus:

PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE
Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are delicate, readily losing limbs when attacked, and use their large claws for maintaining territories.
Photograph by  Arthur Anker 
Allopetrolisthes spinifrons
Allopetrolisthes angulosus
Petrolisthes laevigatus
Lipetrolisthes mitra
Alopetrolisthes punctatus
Petrolisthes violaceus
Petrolisthes tuberculatus

porcelain crabs are great! they sell a white-with-reddish-spots species for the aquarium trade. they’re generally very small crabs and are actually filter feeders! you can sort of see the fan-like mouthparts on some of these c:

griseus:

PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE
Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are delicate, readily losing limbs when attacked, and use their large claws for maintaining territories.
Photograph by  Arthur Anker 
Allopetrolisthes spinifrons
Allopetrolisthes angulosus
Petrolisthes laevigatus
Lipetrolisthes mitra
Alopetrolisthes punctatus
Petrolisthes violaceus
Petrolisthes tuberculatus

porcelain crabs are great! they sell a white-with-reddish-spots species for the aquarium trade. they’re generally very small crabs and are actually filter feeders! you can sort of see the fan-like mouthparts on some of these c:

griseus:

PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE

Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are delicate, readily losing limbs when attacked, and use their large claws for maintaining territories.

Photograph by Arthur Anker

  • Allopetrolisthes spinifrons
  • Allopetrolisthes angulosus
  • Petrolisthes laevigatus
  • Lipetrolisthes mitra
  • Alopetrolisthes punctatus
  • Petrolisthes violaceus
  • Petrolisthes tuberculatus

porcelain crabs are great! they sell a white-with-reddish-spots species for the aquarium trade. they’re generally very small crabs and are actually filter feeders! you can sort of see the fan-like mouthparts on some of these c:

coelasquid:

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

My chief issue with the Shawshank Redemption was that it wasn’t as sincere and emotional as Kung Fu Panda 2.

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista

We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect